Aside post format

An “aside” is a dramatic device in which a character speaks to the audience. By convention the audience is to realize that the character’s speech is unheard by the other characters on stage. It may be addressed to the audience expressly (in character or out) or represent an unspoken thought. An aside is usually a brief comment, rather than a speech, such as a monologue or soliloquy. Unlike a public announcement, it occurs within the context of the play. An aside is, by convention, a true statement of a character’s thought; a character may be mistaken in an aside, but may not be dishonest. Aside post format can be used for short thoughts and thoughts with a link to another site.

Shut up and take my money! Oh Leela! You’re the only person I could turn to; you’re the only person who ever loved me. I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty? Noooooo!

 

The Mutants Are Revolting

Ok, we’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go ride the bumper cars. Bite my shiny metal ass. Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’?

Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?

Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here. And then the battle’s not so bad? We don’t have a brig. It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels.